Yes, thank you, I AM four years old... :)

And I'm immature enough to want to be David Bowie if Mick Ronson were THIS man...

That being AC Newman from New Pornographers - great songwriter and a red-haired sweetie-beard I feel weak enough in the knees at the sight of to almost drop to them... ;)

(though, when you think about it, in light of the extended metaphor, you might electrify yourself and/or chip your teeth in the execution of Fender fellatio...)