Various Artists, Nardwuar the Human Serviette and the Evaporators Present: Busy Doing Nothing! LP (Mint Records/Nardwuar Records)
Nardwuar and his gang have been around for more than twenty years, compiling both wonderful collections of others’ material and original material. This record basically cuts it down the middle, with 8 new selections by The Evaporators, 4 cover tunes of classic early Canadian punk-pop and an interview with Frank Ferdinand (the Scottish band, not the scapegoat/excuse for World War I), all in a hair under half-an-hour (which makes this a little on the short side for a compilation, but about average for an Evaporators LP).
The covers would be: England’s The Cribs covering early Canadian girl band The Dishrags’ “Death In The Family” (a record which allegedly came out on the British arm of RCA, though there are some doubts about this), in a short energetic burst fairly similar to the original, if not quite as hooky; Kate Nash doing cub’s “My Chinchilla” with quirky preciousness, except for the final minute or so when she rocks it; Franz Ferdinand xeroxing The Pointed Sticks’ “The Real Thing”; and Fuad and the Feztones’ perpetrating frat-rock wonderfulness on The Evaporators’ “Welcome To My Castle”, complete with saxophone and growly vocals.
On the subject of vocals that are most assuredly NOT growly, we have now arrived at the geeky garage-pop-rock of The Evaporators. Nardwuar can be an acquired taste, as both singer and personality; a friend tells me that he deliberately chose NOT to volunteer at a Vancouver radio station when he learned that Nardwuar worked there. Ooooh, burn…
Let’s start with the material where they are augmented by special guests. Andrew WK whips out his organ and plays with his ivory on “I Hate Being Late When I’m Early” and “Bring It On Home”, the latter also featuring the sultry contributions of Jill Barber. He also sings on the former, though only occasionally – it has a sort of boogie-metal-punk feel to me, though still nerdy (which makes sense, because I remember what the FANS of metal I knew in high school looked like… :) ). “Bring It On Home” is a cover of a song by a largely forgotten songwriter named Doug Rutledge from British Columbia, and is vaguely rootsy/country/50s rock and roll. Nardwuar manages to shed some of the acquired-taste squeak and adenoidal delivery he typically provides, though he is sort of speak-singing through most of it, until the silly ad lib outro – though at least Nardwuar rightfully thanks Andrew for his awesome keys-pounding. “Hot Dog High” which features Megan Barnes’ enthusiastic vocalizing, as well as Xaul Xan and Sage Francis rapping (I’m reasonably sure that’s a first on an Evaporators disc), is a chugging Ramonesy song whose title pretty well describes the subject, and to which I can only say that I hope it is possible to take some extra credits at Cod Collegiate or Salad Secondary.
“Milkshake Murder” is a surprisingly catchy, speedy number with a guest saxophone cameo by someone named Corinne Mundell, which is based on a real case in Canada from 1965, in which someone from Vancouver killed his wife with arsenic milkshakes and tried to use as his alibi the fact that he was up on a billboard to promote a car dealership at the time. The title track is sort of average garage-punk-pop, though still pleasant. “Bunk” has a theme much like “Rock ‘n’ Roll Radio” or “We Want The Airwaves”, though in this case more kvetching about the ‘news’ and how it’s generally telling the ruling class side of things. It has a great bass solo and super-bubblegum-fun organ, though I wanted it to be so much longer! “Pig War” is also based on an obscure Canadian-related event, but it’s over so quickly that I don’t feel like sharing the story (really, neither does the song), except that it involved a border dispute arising from a pig being shot. “All The Bad Girls” sounds sort of like The Cars covering Rockpile, if you can imagine that; in short, somewhat twangy/basic rock with a deadpan vocal style; at least until the shout-it-out last few seconds.
Nardwuar has mellowed a bit in his interview style, or perhaps it’s because the rise of so many GENUINELY hostile and VICIOUSLY sarcastic radio personalities has made him seem kinder in comparison. In any case, he wraps up this disc with a fun and informative interview with Franz Ferdinand. Though I haven’t really followed them since “Take Me Out” and don’t feel compelled to after this little taster, they do seem like nice enough folks and play along engagingly with the wacky host.
Oh, I almost forgot – this record comes with, in addition to the download card (in the past, Nardwuar comps came with the actual CD inside the LP – when Skookum Chief came out, you actually HAD to buy the LP to get the CD…), a Nardwuar vs. Bev Davies calendar that has photos and stories about various rock stars the latter photographed, in the form of a 2013 calendar (there’s a single page with just calendar grids for May 2012 to December 2012). This goes a long way towards augmenting the semi-skimpy length of the record, though the record is pretty fun as well while it lasts.