Pray for us in this, the hour of our re-alphabetizing LPs

Oy, the incipient hernias...

But, once I'm done, next time someone asks if I have a given LP, I can go there and say: "Ye - oh, wait, it must be on the heap of de-filed LPs over there!' (which we all know will start to accumulate within seconds of completing this daunting task)